I want an Android ipad thingie
I’ll be gone all day. Probably no computer. But I’ll check messages tonight!
Mermaid or Whale
from the page
To Whom It May Concern:
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).. They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex?
Just look at them…..where is IT ? Therefore, they don’t have kids either.. Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.
yobaba sent me this.
Cat Registered as Hypnotherapist
You are getting sleeping, very sleepy. You want to keep the food bowl topped off at all times. This will occur to you spontaneously several times a day. You will feel an irresistible urge to check the status of the food bowl and top it off. You will want to buy new cat toys at every outing. You will play Da Bird with your cat immediately upon awakening and before going to bed. Then you will make sure that the food bowl is topped off. Do you understand?
George is also certified in Neurolinguistic Programming.
Andrze-J sent me this cat.
The Ring of the Nibelung – An Analysis
(about 30 minutes for all three videos) by Anna Russell
It’s funny even if you don’t know the story or the opera. In fact, it might be even better. Try it.
Thank you, SerinaDruid, source of Wagnerian cats.
I asked him what animal Nietzsche was with when he died. He said, ‘If you’re talking about the horse, that’s not when he died, that’s when he went insane. He lived 11 years longer and didn’t speak for 4 of them.
He finally spoke when his friend asked if he wanted a chocolate donut and he said no he wanted to play the piano and he did.’
Daniel Dennett on why women are sexy, why babies are cute, and why honey is sweet (7:45)